Michael Sam was cut by the Rams. Headline reads "Michael Sam couldn't take a ram."
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welcome
My name is Ephrem pronounced F-From. I've been doing comedy for a little over a year and so far I'm blessed by all the opportunities I've been given. A lot of people are scared to follow their dreams in a place like California or New York, but I accept all challenges. My comedy thrives mainly on life experiences ranging from dating, my family, customer service, and social networks. I'm honored to hear people compare my comedy to those of Richard Pryor, Patrice O'neal, Bill Burr, Louis CK and others. Especially since those individuals are comedians I've always looked up to.
Well, that's enough about me. I hope my comedy brings tears of laughter into your life. My contact information is somewhere on here.
My latest Jokes
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Finding True Love
True love is hard to find these days, especially when you're an Oakland Raiders fan.
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Dating
Women with 2 kids or more shouldn't really have dating standards. As long as he's breathing, then you should give him a chance.
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These Hoes Ain't Loyal
Chris Brown is expecting hoes to be loyal. In other news, Chris Brown just got engaged to a stripper and he's not signing a prenuptial agreement.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Michael Bay loves to take classics and turn it into complete and utter garbage. He's working on ruining more childhood films to come.
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American Government
The American government is like a marriage counselor who is currently going through a divorce, trying to solve everyone else's problem before solving their own.
Did you know that all these joke and video posts are really comedian trading cards? Try clicking on a comedian's picture in their post and watch the magic.
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Books and Movies
They turned the Twilight book series into a movie series. Let's be glad there's only one 50 Shades of Grey book.
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Sluts Pt. 2
I'm not saying she's a slut, but she is known on Porn Hub, Bang Bros, and Xvideos.
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Sluts
Her: You're a dick.
Me: I'm only a dick to you because I thought you were used to them.
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Random Conversations
Her: Do you think before you speak?
Me: Yes, I think about how much I'll piss you off by speaking my mind.
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What Do They Have In Common?
What does Kim Kardashian and Lebron James have in common? They both finally got rings and they still aren't happy.
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Kim Kardashian
Ladies, take notes. Kim Kardashian is proof that if you suck enough dicks, you'll get a ring eventually.
